E-envious of my awesomeness!
M-musical in the dark arts
M-mostly nice... Sometimes
A-antagonist
W-wears orange shoes
I-intellectual mastermind
L-loser(kidding)
L-loves to plot the end of the world
I-invincible
A-alliance with Darth Vader
M-mysterious
S-super villain
My best pal! :)
Envious of YOUR awesomeness? More like you're envious of my awesomeness. I don't associate myself with Darth Vader, plot the end of the world, or know anything about the...dark arts. I find this poem very offending. But I suppose I could be evil and invincible. And I do wear orange shoes. So I will forgive you.
ReplyDeleteI understand why you pretend not to associate with Darth Vader. I read your diary. I know about how you two are planning on destroying the world and then getting hot fudge sundaes.
ReplyDeleteI don't know anything about Darth Vader, other than that he's the father of Yoda. I also don't have a diary. And I would much rather have a smoothie when I destroy the world...not that I would anyway. But if I destroyed the world, then there would be no more smoothies. Darn it. So I'll have to get a smoothie first. Not that I'm destroying the world anyway. Why would I do that?
ReplyDeleteYou need to watch more Star Wars... geek. Ok it's not actually a diary, its proper name is "Journal of Doom and Demise." So if your soooo upset about destroying the smoothies of the world, maybe you should rethink your plans about destroying it....
ReplyDelete...You really should stop going through my room, weirdo.
ReplyDeleteI can't, its my job. I'm a secret agent of the CIA and I'm supposed to stop you and your espionage
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